{"product_id":"sleepy-sermon-t-shirt","title":"Sleepy Sermon T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eLet’s be honest: we’ve all been there. The lights are low, the sanctuary is warm, and the pastor is on point number seven of a three-point sermon. But before you let your eyelids get heavy, let the story of Eutychus be your warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eBased on the wild account in Acts 20, where a young man fell asleep in a window and subsequently fell three stories to the ground, this shirt is the ultimate \"stay awake\" PSA for every congregation. 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