{"product_id":"the-scripture-shenanigans-mug-collection","title":"The \"Scripture \u0026 Shenanigans\" Mug Collection","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Scripture \u0026amp; Shenanigans\" Mug Collection \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eStart your morning with a healthy dose of caffeine and a little biblical realism. Let's be honest: we all want to be the \"light of the world,\" but sometimes we're just the grumpy neighbor from Proverbs until that first cup of dark roast hits the system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhether you're fueling up to survive a three-point sermon, recovering from a \"Jesus-style\" boat nap, or just need a laugh before tackling the day, the Gospel Craft Co. mug collection has a cup for your exact spiritual mood. Choose your daily inspiration from our lineup of gloriously out-of-context (but 100% real) Bible verses!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eChoose Your Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Coffee First\" (Proverbs 27:14):\u003c\/b\u003e For the person who believes that a loud, cheerful greeting before 8:00 AM is a literal curse. Protect your peace and your neighbors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Take a Nap\" (Mark 4:38):\u003c\/b\u003e Chaos everywhere? Storms raging? Be like Jesus. Take a nap. The ultimate mug for the chronically tired saint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Sermon Warning\" (Acts 20:9-10):\u003c\/b\u003e A gentle, caffeinated reminder of poor Eutychus. Drink your coffee, stay awake, and for the love of everything, step away from the third-story window.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Jonah's Journey\" (The Whole Book):\u003c\/b\u003e Look, you just gotta read the whole thing. A hilarious reminder that when God says \"go,\" you should probably just go. Get in, He's got plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Camping Rules\" (Deuteronomy 23:12-13):\u003c\/b\u003e Dig. Cover. Repeat. The perfect gift for the outdoorsman, the camper, or anyone who appreciates the finer points of ancient hygiene laws... And usually a result of a good cup of coffee. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Classic GCC\" (Matthew 5:14-16):\u003c\/b\u003e Let your light shine! Our signature Gospel Craft Co. logo paired with the beautiful reminder to be a city on a hill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClassic Two-Tone Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Crisp white ceramic with a sleek black handle and interior to hide those inevitable coffee stains.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e Microwave and dishwasher safe, because nobody has time to hand-wash mugs when there's a world to be a light to (or a nap to be taken).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect Size:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds just the right amount of your favorite brew to get you through the morning routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGrab your favorite design from the dropdown menu and start your morning with a smile!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gospel Craft Co.","offers":[{"title":"Coffee","offer_id":52830818992450,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sleepy Sermon","offer_id":52830819025218,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jonah","offer_id":52830819057986,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GCC","offer_id":52830819090754,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deuteronomy","offer_id":52830819123522,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nap Time","offer_id":52830819156290,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/5069\/0626\/files\/CoffeeMug.jpg?v=1775084522","url":"https:\/\/gospelcraftco.com\/products\/the-scripture-shenanigans-mug-collection","provider":"Gospel Craft Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}