Let’s be honest: we’ve all been there. The lights are low, the sanctuary is warm, and the pastor is on point number seven of a three-point sermon. But before you let your eyelids get heavy, let the story of Eutychus be your warning.

Based on the wild account in Acts 20, where a young man fell asleep in a window and subsequently fell three stories to the ground, this shirt is the ultimate "stay awake" PSA for every congregation. Featuring a clean, stick-figure graphic of the infamous window tumble and the life-saving advice: "Moral of the story: DO NOT SLEEP DURING THE SERMON," it’s the perfect blend of church history and cautionary comedy.

Features:

Witty Biblical Deep Cut: A hilarious reference to one of the most relatable moments in the Book of Acts.
Minimalist Design: Features a bold window and tumble graphic that pops on any garment color.
The Perfect Gift: Ideal for youth pastors, sleepy deacons, or that one friend who always nods off during the closing prayer.
Premium DTF Print: Crisp, durable, and soft-feel—even if you do decide to take a nap (on the ground, please).
Unisex Fit: Comfortable enough to wear to a marathon sermon, but bold enough to keep you awake.

Stay humble. Stay awake. Stay in your seat.

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The Single 7: 7% Off (7–14 Items) — Perfect for small groups and gifts.
The Double 7: 14% Off (15–21 Items) — Great for church teams and events.
The Triple 7: 21% Off (22+ Items) — The ultimate value for your big projects.

Sleepy Sermon T-Shirt

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